Please buy your wife an adult-sized float…this is pathetic.
Love,
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Dear Derek:

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7 responses to “Dear Derek:”

  1. marlys lott Avatar
    marlys lott

    Still laughing – so hard I almost pee’d my pants!! Too funny!!!

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  2. Heather Avatar

    Cute! That’s too funny! Looks like your enjoying your new pool, HAVE FUN!!!

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  3. Julie Avatar
    Julie

    You’re cracking me up! Love your humor AND your creativity! 🙂

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  4. Derek Avatar
    Derek

    Dear Meredith: After considering your request I’d like to point out that the “small tube – noodle” combo is very “in” this summer. “Small is the new Large in summer float fashion” as they say. Plus you wear it so well!
    Love, Derek
    p.s. we can work on a more appealing color combo of noodle, float and suit (we have several noodles and suits to choose from)

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  5. Elizabeth Doak Avatar
    Elizabeth Doak

    bahahaha

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  6. Anne Avatar
    Anne

    This makes me laugh – as does Derek’s comment – I’m sure that you will figure out a way to solve this problem 🙂

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  7. Olivia Avatar
    Olivia

    Ha ha! P.S. You have pretty legs.

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