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After grocery shopping last week, I was feeling a bit proud of my latest nutritional choices.  We have been trying to eliminate high fructose corn syrup (which is harder than it sounds – wheat thins!  whole wheat bread!) from our diet.  And I was feeling like I could be the next "Kashi Momma Model" or something like that (as long as it did not involve a bathing suit or any pictures of my face – hand model, perhaps?).  Let me demonstrate:

Vegetarian & Organic Refried Beans (I know what you're thinking, because I thought it too – are there refried beans that come from animals?  He, he, he!  I think it just means lard-free).

Mmmmmm, there's some good healthy fiber for ya – gotta love Kashi snacks.

Natural Peanut Butter with flax oil – good stuff!

Derek and I love these brown and wild rice packets that you put in the microwave for 90 seconds and serve with fish or chicken – love 'em!

SEE – I could qualify for some kind of middle-aged, slightly overweight, but feeding-her-family-good-stuff competition! 

BUT –

WAIT –

WAaaaiiiiitttttt –

Wait just one cotton pickin' minute!!

How did THOSE get in here?

There go my chances as if she ever had any.  Somebody call Kashi – she's an imposter!  A wannabe!  A farse!