Spottings of unidentified foreign objects falling from the sky have been reported in our area. It is the first of these spottings in months, possible years…no one can recall because their eyeballs are fried from the recent intense heat and sunlight. The objects are falling from strange dark grey creatures that seem to be floating.
All humans are being asked to stay indoors until the objects can be identified by local officials. "There is no need to panic at this time," says one official. "We believe that they are friendly," says another.
THIS JUST IN…
Historians have been up all night researching and are now saying that the objects have been seen before. And that they actually have names for them.
The objects are called RAIN. The creatures from which they fall are known as CLOUDS.
Again, folks, there is no need to panic. Do not be alarmed. History tells us that these things can actually be good for the earth.
Stay tuned…
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